I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
(Source: guardian-of-the-arc, via seeyouin-asgard)

After changing to fit into society, you are eventually going to want your old self back sooner or laterThis. This is powerful.
(via youmakepoorchoiceswhenyouredrunk)

… chi-town hawks: the musical: original cast sound track
1. be better (solo #19)
2. strength in numbers (#s 50 & 30, joined by 52 & 65 & al)
3. dentistry buddies//destiny buddies (#2 & 7)
4. dirty dangle (solo #88)
5. shoot-out tango (ensemble)
6. ballad for the winger beneath my wings (#s 10 & 36 & 16)
7. center me (forwards chorus)
8. heavy butt, heavy heart (solo #19)
9. blue paint blues (#s 50 & 30)
10. pull together, one goal (finale, ensemble)
(Source: the-destroia)
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful
In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back
(via ankylosaurus)
OMG just watched the Supernatural finale and it was amazing! I want season 9 now!!!!!
Shannon’s “Disneyyandmore’s Screencap Challenge”- 10 Songs
2/10- Perfect Isn’t Easy
Don’t ask a mutt to strut like a show girl
No, girl, you need a pro
(via disneyyandmore)

I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from Palestine who speaks Hebrew and tells you to give all your money to the poor?
Burn
(Source: astrodidact, via insertpsychreference)